Hand jobs! Get your fresh hot hand jobs to go! You wouldn’t believe this phone call.
I was headed in to the studio this morning when the phone rang. I answered as I usually do. On the other end of the line was a lady with a question. She asked, “With your massages, do you offer hand jobs?”
For a moment, I was trying to figure out what she said. It hadn’t sunk in yet. I was about to reply with a question, when what she said hit me. It was like… huh? She really didn’t ask that, did she?
I laughed and said, “Right. Have a nice day.” Then I hung up.