I worked on a lady today that comes down each year from Maryland (where I am from). Her comments were priceless.
As I worked each stroke, I heard “ahhh” or “oooh”. She then told me that it had been a long time since I worked on her, and it had. According to my records, I last saw her January of 2013. I asked, “Don’t you get massage up in Maryland?” She replied that she got one, but they were not me.
What can I say? Another client ruined. No one else will ever be good enough.