1994Having the one poem in the science fiction vein, we needed to come up with something else. Parts of this flew at us, while others were hard to dig out. But, we persevered, and still had our taxes done on time.
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T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the
house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The tax forms were placed on the desktop with care; In hopes that the IRS would not come there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Freddy Krueger danced in their heads; Mama and I, we had just hit the sack, And were settling down for a long winter’s nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I ran, oh so fast, And tripped on the rug, sliding right past. The light from the moon on the new-fallen snow Made it easy to see all the objects below, Then I wondered why I had been so complacent, For there was a government car, and eight IRS agents, With a gray haired driver, so quick and unhesitant, I knew in a moment it must be the President. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name; “Now, Audit! now, Penalty! now, Write-Off and Long-Form! On, Asset! on Loophole! on Deduction and Short-Form! Go up to the porch! Go pound on the door! You’ll get these folks' taxes or you’ll be no more!” As dry leaves that before the hurricane fly, When they met with an obstacle, they jumped to the sky, So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With cases of forms, and Bill Clinton too. And then, on the roof, came a sound that was new, |
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1994 by Brian and Shirley Dean
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