The Show’s Being Cancelled
The Show’s Being Cancelled
By Brian Dean
Dedicated To Our Favorite First Officer
…and The Man That Played Him
John, the show is being cancelled
yes its being cancelled,
this time they’re really sure,
and this is the end
there won’t be an eighth season.
This role’s the one that made you feel
so great, so safe and so secure
and Johnny, if the show is really dead,
You’ll get bucks from reruns
maybe they’ll make Next Gen movies
and you can still do conventions, for free.
You’ll never be captain, never be captain,
you’ve turned down every chance.
But a guy like you, wants to be captain
We’ve known all along you want to
go tell Patrick, hit the road
and Johnny, if the show is really dead,
You’ll get bucks from reruns
maybe they’ll make Next Gen movies
and you can still do conventions, for free.
And John, we don’t really blame you,
for wanting to be a big star.
Hey John, we know its your ego
for wanting to be the one who’s in command, but then
Johnny, if the show is really dead,
You’ll get bucks from reruns
maybe they’ll make Next Gen movies
but now you can’t do Arsinio…
Trek Fanfare
Oh John, never be captain, John
you’re never ever gonna captain
maybe they’ll make movies
Background:
Never never never ever gonna be captain