AutoZone

I stopped by my local AutoZone, but I couldn’t stay there.  After all, it was a Tow Zone.

Brooks Brothers

Now, it is hard to see here because of other lights in the shopping center, but the KS and BR are not lit.  So the store message is BROO OTHERS?  I guess I need to go to the dictionary to find out what ‘to broo’ means. 

Outback Steakhouse

It’s the ACK Steakhouse?  Or was that supposed to be Yak?  Does this mean that the steaks are not beef?

Publix

Wow, Publix supermarkets have an Armacy inside. Uhh, is that like an armory? I guess it would have been worse. The ‘H’ could still be lit. Then it would be a Harmacy. Not sure I’d want to shop there then.

A Bad Store

I have to admit, this is my kind of store. Do you get real good deals on really bad merchandise? Or is this a hint to be bad and spend money? Maybe they just do bad things there… and more. Maybe it is a store for bad people only? Well, I guess you either advertise for what you have or what you want.
This comes from Badcock & more. But it could have been worse. Think of what it would have said if the BAD had been the part to go out, and the rest had stayed lit. Then it would have been a whole new business.

Games, Rides

I’m not sure if this is a place for garden tools, or ladies of the evening. Either way, it could be fun.

Dunkin’ What?

Let me guess… They’re selling peanuts and pistachios to dunk into your coffee. I assume it is not suggestive as one might go, but you never know.

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid

If a place advertises their food as “Nasty”, I’d avoid them.

CompUSA

Now, this would have been better if I could have been there when it was darker, but you can see the parts that are lit.
This store claim to be in the USA and it is the Compu Superstore. Nice. What’s a Compu?

Sleepy U

This is the front of Everest University. As you can see, the only part lit up is the word ‘rest’. Are they trying to advertise nice, easy classes? Maybe they’re just trying to tell us what most of their students do in class.
(Signs at night are nice, but holding the camera still enough is a challenge.)

Staff Shortage

Like the poster said, maybe one of the 5 guys left. Or this could be a place for emergency IVs.

Wal Mart

Now, I know that a lot of people think that having a Wal-Mart nearby is a blight on their neighborhood. But I really didn’t think Wal-Mart would agree with that. I mean it isn’t Wal-Mart,. but Wal-Mar. Just another bad spot on a wall.

GoodYear

Looking at this, one might think that it is a stereo place. Of course one would ask what a shoe with wings has to do with stereos. (Of course, one might ask what it has to do with tires as well.) Come on in to test drive our new line of stereo equipment. Bring your one good ear in and give us a listen. Could it be that it is Good Ear instead of Good Ears because someone got kicked in the head with that shoe? It could have damaged the other ear? I wonder if they have a sister store that sells TVs called Good Eye.