Crawfish Is

Uhh, shouldn’t that be ‘Crawfish Are back’?  Or do they only have one?  Should it be ‘Crawfish Dinner is Back’?  Of course, this is why Popeye’s is a great place for chicken.  That they can get right.

Except You

Here we have a dentist that is EXCEPTING new patients. I wonder what type of exceptions she is giving. One would think that if she is advertising, she would be ACCEPTING new patients.
Now, I know that the people that put the phone books together do not do the best job, but these ads are proofread by the people buying them. This may not be a sign, but it is a sign of the times.

No Entry

If you look closely at the picture, you can see the reflection showing that this was taken from inside the store, and see the sidewalk outside.  The question is that if this door leads to the outside, shouldn’t the sign say DO NOT EXIT instead of DO NOT ENTER?  DO NOT ENTER?  Enter where?  Enter what?  Enter the outside?  I mean, I’m in the building.  What would I  be entering if I went through this door?  Walgreens has two doors and they want to direct traffic a certain way, but it would be nice if it made sense.  But I guess I’ll just exit without comment (or is that enter)?

Enter or Exit?

If you look closely at the picture, you can see the reflection showing that this was taken from inside the store, and see the sidewalk outside.  The question is that if this door leads to the outside, shouldn’t the sign say OUT instead of IN?  Are we supposed to go IN to the doorway?  IN to the outside?  Walgreens has two doors and they want to direct traffic a certain way, but it would be nice if it made sense.  But I won’t get INto it.

Confusion

Here’s another one that is confusing. The door says to enter there, and at the same time tells you not to enter. No wonder people don’t know how to go in and out of stores anymore.

Punctuation is Important

People are eating children? Is there a wicked witch with a gingerbread house nearby? Not sure what this has to do with cleaning up after your dog.

How Majestic?

Are these biscuits or suppositories?

Not Sure About this One at All

I wonder if management knew this was put up this way. I’ll bet it caught someone’s attention, and maybe that was the plan.

Don’t Touch

They must really get personal here. And talk about friendly staff.

Product Labeling is Important

Well, it’s turkey breast, but it’s made from the finest Australian pork. Maybe down under they consider turkeys to be in the pork family. Talk about living low on the hog.

More Product Issues

Grape-less grapes? So what are they? I could understand if they were SEEDless grapes, but apparently, there are no grapes involved here.

Wow! I Want Some of Them

Orgasmic? They must be some really special blueberries.

Existence

They don’t want you to pay your fee before EXITING. They want you to pay it before you exist. But, one has to exist to be able to pay. Do they charge my cosmic credit card? Talk about making your mistakes and putting them on a BIG sign.

Confusing Again

Now is this telling you it is a safe place to swim, or are they warning you that crocodiles frequent this locale? Again, punctuation is important.

Uhh, Really?

I get it. The dining is closed tonight. But, Unforeseen CIRCUMCISIONS? They were doing circumcisions in the dining room? Was this some type of emergency that it needed to be done? Maybe this led to some unforeseen CIRCUMSTANCES.