Got Snow?
I can remember winters in Maryland, and especially when I was in school, I can remember praying for snow so I would not have to go to school. Apparently in the winter of 2010 – 2011, someone has been doing this overtime. This came form somewhere in Buffalo, New York.
Surgery Free Wrinkle Remover
Miracles happen. Now you can rid yourself of wrinkles without that expensive surgery. I should tell Aunt Margie about this. I wonder if she’ll come out fluff dried.
Tax Time
It is tax time again, and I really can’t think of a comment to add to this other than, ‘too true’.
Protection Charms
These are my people. They openly sell Vampire Repellent. At least that’s what the sign says.
Duct Tape
We know that Duct Tape can do some amazing thing. Mythbusters even made a boat out of it. But here is another use not talked about as often. Yes, the number one product used by kidnappers all over the world!
Apple Contract
Yes, even churches can be funny.
Pets Allowed?
Apparently both of these hotels had trouble with exotic pets. It really makes we want to go in and get the full story. Did the three bears check into the Comfort Inn and baby bear misbehaved?
And raccoons. Did someone check in with a pet raccoon or did someone mistake a Davey Crockett cap for a live animal. Or was it the other way around. Did someone check in telling staff their live pet was a coonskin cap.
Hot Stuff
Yes, churches can have a sense of humor.
Finally, Truth in Advertising
Here’s one that tells the truth. How many time do we go into groceries to the “Buy One, Get One Free” table only to find that the normal price of one of what you are buying has been inflated to twice the price it was the previous week?
More Truth in Advertising
I would think this was Photo-shopped, but you never know. Yes those are the current gas prices, or they should be. I’m glad I’m not buying diesel. At least they are trying to ease the pain by offering KY Jelly.
Still More Truth in Advertising
So, how do you handle negative review? By putting them in everyone’s face. This is especially true if the review was simply to be mean.
We’re Selling Whatzits
AT least they’re honest.
Chinese Food?
I’m sure it’s not pronounced the way everyone will, but we can still make fun of it.
Take Care For Thy Head
This is scary. I think I’d be driving those 12 miles as quickly as I could. I wonder if the planes consider moving vehicles higher point targets, and are they scored by what types of vehicles they are. It reminds me of the time Bob Rivers (a Baltimore DJ at the time) did a twisted tune to the Beach Boys “Help Me Rhonda”. Only in this case, it was “Shoot The Honda”.
Yes, Meetings
Having been in a corporate environment, I understand how meetings waste the time. Meetings… where the minutes are taken and the hours are wasted. These people obviously don’t get it.
Ology. Ology,
Now if they only took this approach in school.
Going Bananas
Awesome. Someone has taken the trouble to take the bones out of the bananas. They even managed to seal them back too. This must be a new sales tactic.
Nothing Like a Good Rubdown
Not going to touch this one.
Size Matters
It’s good to know that some things don’t shrink in the cold.
Almost a Good Warning
Someone in Delaware has a sense of humor. Either that, or they were distracted when they were creating this sign.
Open Door Policy
I have to agree with the poster. Of course I have seen too many videos where people just walk into glass doors, and all too often shatter them.
The Right Door
Best directions ever.
Food For Thought
Anyone have recipes?
Getting Personal
When you talk about a staff that goes out of their way to please a customer, well these have to be right up there. I wonder if they got a high rating in customer service.
Plumbing Motto
This should definitely be the motto of many plumbers.
Obvious
Duh. Are people who make these signs really oblivious to what they are saying? Or do they think that people are so stupid that they need to be told?
New Traffic Pattern
I think I’d avoid the right lane.
Spicy
Wow. Talk about a slap in the face.
Really?
They really feel they need to tell people this. I like the part about those that ignore the warnings will be subject to natural selection. It’s like the Gene Police are out there telling certain ones, “You! Out of the pool”.
Do Not Touch
Ok, so they don’t want people touching this. But notice the dots at the bottom. That’s Braille. This is how blond people read, but TOUCHING the dots. I wonder if they yank their hands away after they “read” it.
Harry Potter?
Taking the bus to Hogwarts? Well just run at this sign and you will be magically transported to… The emergency room. I wonder how many have fallen for this.
Business Plan
This has to be said by anyone that thought they could go into business, and it would go according to plan.
Valid Warning
I think we have all our bases (er holes) covered.
Star Trek
Yes, there are Star Trek fans in all occupations. I wonder, does taking this exit get you were you’re going A LOT faster?
Teasing
This happens to me too. There’s always some food that’s bad for me calling my name.
Just A Funny Collection
I was too lazy to break them apart. These are just some funny signs. Enjoy.
