Bad Font

And what are they selling here?  MEGA-what???  This is obviously a video store so it is Mega Flicks.  However, you would think that with all the money the sign probably cost, they would make sure it looked like what it is supposed to be.  This is the worst case of using the wrong font that I have ever seen. 

What a Mess

There is so much wrong going on here, it is hard to know where to start. First, they are selling a bag of THREATS, not TREATS. Threats? When you open the bag does it threaten to plug up your chimney so Santa can’t stop? Or maybe it threatens to knock over the Christmas tree. Maybe it is threats you can use on others. Either way, no matter what it is, it is really expensive.

Positioning

Now McDonald’s has used their logo to represent an “M” in many instances, including their name. You would think someone would look at at signs before sending them out to their stores. But then again, we know that doesn’t happen. Of course, 10 pounds of mice for a dollar is a good deal. Are they deep fried? Maybe they taste like chicken.

Lizard Warning

Are lizards attacking? Or are we talking about liZZards? I guess those that make the signs can’t spell. It seems interesting that these lizards have a schedule. From 4AM on Saturday to Sunday? Lizards don’t swarm any other time? How do they let us know their schedule?

Bad Representation

This is just too sad.  To show how their tires stand up and stay inflated, this Tire Kingdom put up a big green dinosaur in front of their place.  But poor dino does not seem to be holding up as well as we would hope the tires would.  It looks like it was trying to escape and got shot in the back.  Poor dino.  Eat dirt, Sucka!

Need Glasses?

I get packages delivered all of the time (and I won’t mention those that throw your packages at your front door from 20 feet away during the holiday season).  But this is how a package was left in my lobby by FedEx.  It is obvious that the delivery person can not read.  But that does make one wonder how they found the address to deliver it to if they can’t read.  Maybe they just can’t follow directions. 

Reassurances

It’s good to know that these people do more than one job. It’s also good they let folks know that they don’t combine jobs.

Poor Planning

It seems that measuring is a lost art. I guess this job needed more planning.

The World is Ending

There were a lot of people claiming that the Mayan calendar was wrong, and that the world would end on May 21st, 2011 (when this photo was taken). And this was based on two biblical prophesies surrounding the rain and Noah’s ark. Well, this housing development believed it and they were closing the pool for this event. Heaven forbid anyone should be in the pool when the world ends. And to top it all off, based on the phone number, the service company for the development has a devilish connection.

Taken from the internet, these are the proofs about the world ending. (If you are reading this, obviously it did not happen.)

The first proof is based on Genesis 7:4, when God said to Noah: “Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”

When God referred to seven days, he meant both seven days and seven thousand years, because “one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.” The flood occurred in 4990 BC. Seven thousand years later is 2011.