Applebees

The first thing I thought when I noticed this was that someone does not know how to spell TIP (as in Sirloin Tip). Maybe they were selling a different part of the cow. I find that thought udderly ridiculous. This sign appeared at one of my local Applebee’s. The actual text was “GET IT HERE” but a storm removed two letters and pushed one into the other word.

Ace Hardware

Well, not only can you go into Ace Hardware and buy sod and plugs, you can pay your fee so you can have weeds. Or is that a fee for having weeds? I wonder if Ace really goes around and checks your lawn and sends you a bill. At least we now know where to go to pay the fee.

Men’s Wear

It really took me a minute looking at this sign the see what it really said, or what they want it to say. This is S&K Famous Brand Menswear. However with the ‘n’ missing the front cover and not matching the rest of the lettering, you almost don’t know it is there. It is almost like they are trying to convince you that they are not lying…
S&K Famous Brand. Really. Me swear. Of course it also sounds like a five year-old telling you this too.

The Sheik

Ok, let me get this straight…You buy the GiantBurger, and then get it for free? If you get it for free, why do you have to buy it? Obviously this was meant to say ‘get one for free’. This was from The Shiek.

Bob’s Barber Shop

Let’s go to Bob’s and buy an arbor for the yard. I wonder how many types of vine filled lattices they have. Of course, they did misspell it, as arbor is spelled with an ‘or’ instead of an ‘er’. Of course, we are talking an are where all to many of the roads are boulevards though no one can spell it.

Hardees

At this fast food establishment, they are selling burgers and philosophy, but they dont really push the philosophy too hard. But who would really want soft philosophy? I guess that if you don’t really want to follow the rigid dogmas of other beliefs, you can do soft philosophy and do it if and when you want to. Or since Tao is he “way, path, right way (of life), reason”, maybe they are simply selling a gentle way of moving through life.

Hardees

Yes, that cheese is really ‘acon’ to be on the thickburger. Now do you really want a burger with cheese that is in pain? Maybe it was supposed to ACORN. At least they spelled burger right this time.

Mailbox Message

This tomahawk mailbox obviously belongs to a fan.  It originally said ‘FSU’ showing that the person is a fan of Florida State University, home of the Seminoles football team.  Now it is a greeting to anyone that drives by.  Well Eff you too. 

Applebees

There must be a lecture going on at the local Applebees. The sign tells of their guest speaker, Ita I. No. Maybe this is Dr. No’s cousin. It was obviously meant to be Italiano, but they are definitely missing a couple letters. I wonder whether this was storm damage or they simply did not have enough letters. I then question that if one doe snot have enough letters, why put it up like this?

Applebees

So I take it that there is a lad that serves the soups, and he is bottomless.  I hope he doesn’t burn himself serving the soup.  And I thought Applebees was a family place.